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Victor: So the DCNPP&ERL...?
Dan: Yeah the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plant and Experimental Research Labs...?
Victor: I can't fucking imagine why they'd give it such a stupidly long name.
Dan: Yeah, calling it the 'dick nipple' plant is so much easier.
Victor: Like I said, they pay us a lot of money to clean up their shit, Dan.
Victor: You don't have to like them, but at least try not to piss them off. They could easily revoke our clean-up privileges. I know you don't have a backup plan if this agency fails.
Dan: I'm just pissed that we've been downgraded to...janitor duty. We used to look for missing nuclear bombs for fuck's sake.
Victor: Ah-but janitors can't clean up radioactive waste, can they?
Dan: Ah, yes, we're a team of very special janitors!
Victor: That's the spirit! Lets! Contain! That! Waste!
Dan: *poses triumphantly*
Marc: Dan, we're approaching the site.
Dan: So...where we droppin, boys?
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